August 2010
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Wavves - Take On The World
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pertoleum:
Fell In Love With A...
octomom has had 80 fingers in her at the same time
salivavagina:
mysticmayhem:(via suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe)
“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...”
– Sylvia Plath. (via ifyoufeelalive) (via aloverofthelight) (via bananafishbones)
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“Why do I have to see Democrats as my enemies? I’ve got Al Qaeda. I’ve got the...”
– Rep. Bob Inglis, a Republican with a 93% lifetime rating from the American Conservative Union, lost the last South Carolina Republican primary to a Tea Party candidate who accused him of not hating Obama enough. (via girlvanized) (via newspacecadet) (via goddamnedxvx) (via beginningwiththeworst)...
fmylife:
Today, my brother’s girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother’s girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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When Insults Had Class... →
badassbadger:
largerthanlifesize:
somerset:so-treu:tranzient:ana-r-kissed:abcsoupdot:skepticalgravity:bees-knees:
“He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” - Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” - Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a...
Icon is now twice as relevant.
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fmylife:
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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Them Crooked Vultures - Bandoliers